"I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't have picked this little tree." -- Charlie Brown
| Artist | Selection |
|---|---|
| The Jars | Time Of The Assassin |
| Ramones | Merry Christmas I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight |
| Jacobites | Teenage Christmas |
| Grandaddy | Alan Parsons In A Winter Wonderland |
| Jackie Wilson | It Came Upon A Midnight Clear |
| Residents | Santa Dog |
| Vktms | Midget |
| Tragic Mulatto | Okay Baby |
| Negativland | Ho Ho Ho |
| Motherfucker 666 | High for Christmas |
| John Cale | Hallelujah |
| Big Star | Jesus Christ |
| Johnny Cash | Silent Night |
| Elvis Presley | Blue Christmas |
| Hasil Adkins | Santa Claus Boogie |
| Kent State | Radio Moscow |
| Ill Repute | Clean Cut American Kid |
| The Chantays | Pipeline |
| New Romans | She Doesn't Play (With Yo-Yos) |
| Toxic Reasons | Ghost Town |
| The White Stripes | Candy Cane Children |
| Tom Lehrer | A Christmas Carol |
| Ed Norton | 'Twas The Night Before Christmas |
| D.R.I. | Oblivion |
| Tiny Tim | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus |
| The BellRays | Merry Xmas Baby |
| Cheech & Chong | Santa Claus & His Old Lady |
| Louis Armstrong & The Commanders | 'Zat You Santa Claus? |
| The Waitresses | Christmas Wrapping |
| Vince Guaraldi | The Christmas Song |
| Pere Ubu | Not Happy |
| The Street Walkin' Cheetahs | I Wanna Die For Xmas |
| The Chipmunks | Christmas Don't Be Late |
| Ramones | Danny Says |